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We Should Stop Idling
From Twitter We should stop idling as a. Earth is in a rapid, soon unstoppable environmental evolution. b. Earth is in a rapid, soon unstoppable environmental devolution. c. Air pollution is causes as…
I Don't Care
From Twitter: Jo: Trump passed a new law. Bo: _. What is it, no Korean or Chinese travel? Jo: I thought you didn't care. Bo: I don't, but was I right? Jo: No. He banned negative reporters from the Whi…
Masks
It's not just about you; it's about the comfort of others.
He Forgot
They fall off the roof.
Politics
What do you think?
Epictetus 1
From Twitter: "You are not you're body and hair style, but your capacity for choosing well. If your choices are beautiful, so too will you be. - # Epictetus (Italics, mine) The Greek philosopher meant…
Save The World
From Twitter: A. Do ya know who saved the world before ya were born? B. Several people. JFK made a missile-for-missile deal to the USSR, saving us in the Cuban Missile Crisis. A. No, it was Khrushchev…
Inconsistency
From Twitter: ① A. What's culture _ to you? B. The list is long. A. Say 1 thing. B. Inconsistency. A. But we're- ② B. We have different _. A. But-- B. You asked. A. Explain. B. Changing contracts on a…
Cars And Climate
From Twitter : A: __ ? I saw a movie on #GlobalWarming ; scientists say we shouldn't idle our engines. Each car matters. __ ? B: Oh, come on! How much damage can one car do? A: Many folks do it; the c…
Friends at A Smokey Izakaya
From Twitter Clerk: I __ go. I __ get up early; I'm __ to meet my boss early--and, I __ stop drinking, eating so much pork. Clerk's Foreign Friend (a vegetarian wearing a gas mask who sipped one beer…
Mind Your Own Business
From Twitter Police Officer: What are you doing in Japan? American: Mind your own business.* PO: Ya know my job? A: Crossing guard? PO: Nope. Try again. A: Meter Maid? PO: No! A: Tax man! PO: Wrong. A…
You're not? No, I'm not.
From Twitter: From Twitter Look: A: You're not going? B: No; I'm not. I have to wash my hair. C: Is it Thursday? D: No, it's Friday. E: Are you hungry? F: No. E: Really? You're not? F: No. I'm not. Tr…